Fashion Disaster: AGAIN.. Aubrey O’Day

 

Fug and Fab the Blue

Apparently, Perez Hilton’s birthday party theme this year was called the Blue Ball, which… cue the dad from A Christmas Story, and we’ll leave it at that. But it’s always fun to see which people take themes to crazy extremes — Fashion Disaster winner Aubrey O’Day is back in resplendent wacktacular form here, with her poofy skirt and neck sleeves and sparkly tube top that may or may not be velvet. Something about the way her necklace hangs there keeps giving me the optical illusion that her top is a bra that has shifted 90 degrees to the side, just like all the hideously uncomfortable and ineffective strapless bras I’ve ever owned. And let’s not forget the piece of skirt lining that’s sneaking up over the high waistline. It’s like Limited Too Goes To The Prom In 1996, crowned with a Chico’s throw. Oh, girl. You epitomize the idea that simply putting on clothes does not an outfit make; sometimes that just ends up with you wearing your Goodwill pile.

Rihanna on the Cover of Rolling Stone

The Barbadian beauty sexes up the next issue of RollingStone showing off some of her best assets in a white tank top and metallic looking cut-off jean shorts — giving us legs and thighs served up with a little country flavor. Whatever it is she’s selling, we’ll buy a dozen! Those “shorts” are basically chain-mail loincloth/panties, and I am scared just thinking about how carefully she had to walk around set in order to avoid flashing, like, the lighting dude all her business.

Eva Longoria

Catch a flight out of LAX March 25, 2011-

Hermes Birkin Bag in Orange 

Kim Kardashian

  Kim Kardashian at Los Angeles International Airport March 29, 2011-

Rick Owens Leather Biker Jacket & Stuart Weiztman Hilo Thigh High Boots

Hilary Duff

Lanvin Snake-print canvas wedge sandals

Girls’ Night at the Knicks Game!

 

Kim, Lala, Angela all attended the Knicks game at Madison Square Garden. She is a Nets fan....But, also supporting her  friends Lala and Carmelo!  

Alyssa Milano Shows off Her Bump

A pregnant and barefaced Alyssa Milano picks up a bottle of Smart Water at a gas station before going to her yoga class in Los Angeles.

Scott Disick Looking Sharp As Always!

TV personality Scott Disick made his way out in Calabasas, California on March 28, 2011 wearing a flashy suit. Scott did some shopping at the Calabasas Commons before heading back home.

Louis Vuitton

If you are over the "Longchamp" tote bag I recommend the Best travel tote, ever. It holds iPad computer along with (but not limited to) an overstuffed wallet, bottled water, several magazines, sunglasses, two blackberries, and of course my sanity.  

Oh Jane..

H&M sweater, UO striped top, J Brand jeans, Bakers shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses

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 J Brand jeans (via Gilt), Kenna-T jacket (worn here), Club Monaco top, J Crew belt, Zara booties (worn here)

 J Crew blazer + belt, UO shorts, F21 top, Zara boots, Express tights, clutch - gift from friend

Jada Pinkett Smith & Willow Smith

Sometimes I wish my life had a soundtrack — like, every sidewalk would be a catwalk for me if I had the right background music. And I think Jada Pinkett Smith lives that.

Katy Perry is Boobolicious

Eva Longoria & Katie Holmes Both Wear Menswear! Who Worked The Trend Best?

The stars made me do a double-take! Who looked best in this get-up?

When I saw this picture of Eva Longoria working the menswear trend in a white jacket and black pants at the International Film Festival in Guadalajara on Mar. 27, it instantly reminded me of Katie Holmes’s get-up Decision. at the NY premiere of Katie opted for a longer jacket and cropped pants (both by Stella McCartney), which she paired with polka dot Dolce & Gabbana pumps. Eva played with different proportions, pairing a shorter jacket with long flared pants. While both looks are different, both stars wore appropriate proportions, making them look so chic! While I like seeing Eva switch up her look, I prefer seeing the petite star in a fun frock. Katie, on the other hand, definitely looks better in pants!

What do you think? Who worked the menswear trend best?

Jennifer Hudson

 Jennifer Hudson visits BET's '106 & Park' on March 22, 2011 in New York

Hollywood’s Top Stylists Reveal Secrets about your favorite STARS!

 Jen ‘Looks Incredible’ Naked & Angie Hates Her Big Feet!

Almost Perfect:"Jen [Aniston] looks incredible naked -- better than most starlets in their 20s!" Skin-care expert Dawn DaLuise told Star. "Jennifer had the best body of any celebrity I've ever seen," but she isn't perfect! Wondering what Jen's flaw is? Fungus fingers! On the set of her latest flick, Wanderlust, the star showed off her itchy fungus finger.

 Insecure: A fashion insider spilled on Angelina Jolie's insecurities to the mag, saying "She hates her feet! She thinks they're gross and she would shrink them if she could." Nude shoes and long dresses MUST be present on every shoot. The star recently parted with her longtime stylist, accusing her of being, "too safe."

  Main squeeze: "If she wants to wear something she will, even if it doesn't fit," a stylist who worked with Jennifer Lopez said. "She's been sewn into dresses that could suffocate a 10-year-old! She once halted filming on a video because she felt fat," the source said.

 Braless & almost bare: Someone who worked with Sandra Bullock told Star that the star puts duct tape -- on her nipples! "If she's wearing a thin dress, she'll put it on to keep them from popping through the material."

 Prone to temper-tantrums: Rihanna is possessive of her looks! "Rihanna gets enraged if she thinks another artist is ripping off her style," a fashion insider spilled. "She also demands that her stylist be available at all hours for when she's inspired. No stylist should be surprised by constant texts from RiRi -- even at 5 in the morning!"

 What a DIVO: "Jay-Z likes all his shirts to be freshly ironed and warm to the touch," a fashion insider reveals.

 Cheapo: Lady Gaga is a CHEAPO! "For all the money she's raking in, Lady Gaga can be incredibly cheap," a top stylist told the mag. The star even skipped out on a bill from a well-known designer! "She paid for the materials, but not the service. The designer was out thousands of dollars."

Essentials by Ann-Sofie - H&M Fashion Video

Hilary Duff VS Kim Kardashian - The battle of the leather leggings

Blessings In A Backpack Program in Chicago March 23, 2011- Hilary is wearing the Leather Pull on Leggings & Yves Saint Laurent Tribtoo Platform Pump in Denim Grey

 

Burberry Prorsum Leather and Lycra Trousers  & Pierre Hardy Platform Ankle Boots

Report Shoes Spring 2011

Amber Rose

 Amber Rose, I’m pretty sure she’s suffering from a raging case of Jumpsuit Mania with a side of Boot Lunacy.

 

And, of course, a terminal case of WTF.

Just another morning for Lady Gaga..

 Going out dressed  like a condom on Good Morning America:

Yes, she literally said that outfit was based on condoms, to promote safe sex. Which, okay, safe sex IS important. But, like, so is preventing heart disease and I’m not going out wearing a cardiac stent.  (Parenthetically: how much are we in love with woman standing right behind Gaga, with her mouth agape? You can just assume that’s the expression on my face every single day of the year, all the time.)

Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian attends the Utah Jazz vs New Jersey Nets game at the Prudential Center- Seems like Kimmy Cakes is in LOVE.
 
Cipriani In NYC -March 20, 2011

Liv Tyler

Actress Liv Tyler and musician Steven Tyler arrive at the Los Angeles premiere of "Super" at the Egyptian Theatre on March 21, 2011 in Hollywood, California.

Jennifer Hudson

Weight Watchers and Arista Records celebrate Jennifer Hudson's sophomore album "I Remember Me" in Tenjune, NYC.

Katy Perry

Katy Perry leaves the Lowry hotel in Manchester yesterday evening.

Scarlett Johansson Sizzles in Vogue China April 2011

 Scarlett Johansson sports Dolce & Gabbana for April 2011′s Vogue China spread. Fresh off the divorce train from Hollywood hunk Ryan Reynolds, Scarlett’s back on the market and looking distractingly sultry.

Spring’s Hottest Nail Trend: Bright Polish!

 We’re seeing tons of bright nails lately– and it’s getting us so excited for warm weather! All of these colors would look so great on nails or toes– and even though they look crazy in the bottle, anyone can pull off adding a little pop of color on the nail! Bright nail polish is an easy way to get trendy, and a perfect addition to your spring break beauty routine.

The Week’s Hottest Pics March 14-March 20

Kim Kardashian, Floyd Mayweather Jr., Khloe & Rob Kardashian attend Rob's 24th birthday party at Jet Nightclub in the Mirage Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas.

 Kendra Wilkinson leaving the 'Dancing with the Stars' rehearsal studio wearing all green for St. Patrick's Day in Los Angeles

 Ali Lohan and Lindsay Lohan attend the Memphis Grizzlies vs New York Knicks game at Madison Square Garden on March 17

Katy Perry is seen here performing her 'Californian Dreams Tour' at the Hammersmith Apollo on her opening night of her UK leg of the tour.

 Cameron Diaz arrives at LAX (Los Angeles International Airport) on St. Patricks Day with a chesire cat smile beaming across her face.

 

Television personality and model Holly Madison (L) and O'Sheas' Lucky Leprechaun at the kickoff of O'Sheas' three-day block party in celebration of St. Patrick's Day at O'Sheas Casino on Mar. 17 in Las Vegas, Nevada.

 Kourtney Kardashian in Beverly Hills, CA. She carries her son Mason Disick in her arms as she strolls through the area.